The Tower of Tees!!!!
Ever wonder who mailed you that awesome t-shirt you love to wear? When you receive your order the lovely folks over in shipping are responsible for the love and care that went into packaging it. They work hard, and as proof here’s a shot of Christina standing up to quite a tall order of tees. She made it through the pile though and thanks to her hard work, and bravery against the tower of tees, ya’ll are able to enjoy your favorite 6DollarShirts tees. Thanks Christina and to all the peeps that work hard to get these orders sent!
That's a tall order!
Last Chance T-Shirts
We all know that a good t-shirt is a terrible thing to waste, but the truth of the matter is we’re having a bonfire soon and we need kindling. We figured since we sell t-shirts, why not use the shirts nobody has bought to fuel our fire dancing party? This is why we have created a “Last Chance” category to our website where you can go to buy tees that will otherwise burn, baby, burn! These designs have been with us a long time, and we’d much rather see you guys rockin’ them than see them going up in flames, so go grab these tees! It’s your last chance before they’re gone for-ev-errrr.
We already sold out of the “I Plan On Wearing Sandals For The Rest Of My Life” tee, so we would like to say Rest In Peace to that beloved design and hurry up so you don’t miss out on some of these bad boys:
Beardo Contest Winners
We have finally chosen a winner for the Beardo contest!
It was a long and difficult decision, but we had to narrow it down to only two. We wish we could send beardos and bottle ‘staches to ALL of our awesome contestants, but we can’t..
So congratulations to our first place winner, Scott Kermeen! His gem of a submission shows not only the hard work that goes into creating such a fancy lookin’ beard, but also his power to clone himself AND come up with cool captions: “WTB? What the beard?!” Awesome job, Scott. You will receive a beardo in the mail soon!
As for our second place winner, congratulations to Kirsten Saunders! This chick knows of and embraces her uncanny resemblance to David Spade and rocks facial hair better than any other female we’ve ever seen. Well played, Kirsten! You will receive a 6-pack of colorful bottle mustaches in the mail soon!
Thank you all so much for participating!
Beardo Contest
We are teaming up with Beardo for a sweet contest to win free stuff, so get pumped! For those of you who don’t know, Beardo is a company that makes beanie hats with scruffy, knitted, badass beards/mustaches attached to them, plus lots of other facial hair-inspired products. We’re giving away one beardo (a $39.99 value) to the first place winner and a 6-pack of colored bottle mustaches (a $10.99 value) to the second place winner!
Here’s how you enter:
1. First “like” Beardowear and 6dollarshirts on Facebook (if you don’t have one, get one!)
2. Next, tell your Facebook friends about this contest by mentioning Beardowear AND 6dollarshirts in your status (for those of you uneducated in the tagging friends feature on Facebook, you simply type in @Beardowear & @6 dollar shirts) this will not work, however, unless you LIKE these pages first.
3. Now create the most epic beard/mustache combo you possibly can (does not have to be self-grown or made out of hair for that matter), take pictures of your genius creations & post them on 6dollarshirt’s facebook wall
4. Remember to complete ALL the steps in order to be eligible to win! Winners will be announced on Friday. Good luck!
Juggy Eats a Worm
Slimy yet satisfying.
Comments Contest Winner
The winner of the comments contest submitted not only one amazeballs comment, but four whole charming and delicately constructed comments.
It’s not only the clever tone & wit that exudes in his masterful writing, but also the sheer hardwork and dedication evident in his persistance and perfect form that snagged this guy a $25 gift certificate to 6dollarshirts.com.
Congratulations, Brian “You Damn Right” Cone, for being hilariously disturbing in your writing and extremely fashion-savvy in your clothing choices.
All of his comments were awesome, but this is the one that really sealed the deal:
The other day I answered all questions by reciting phrases and/or describing designs from your tees. Example, The Department of Education: “Mr. Cone, you still owe $32,000 on your student loans.” Me: “JESUS WITH A MARTINI!!!”
Here are his other contributions:
“6 Dollar Shirts ruined my marriage… i.e. YOU SAVED MY LIFE!!! i OWE YOU EVERYTHING!… Cept she got it all in the divorce, minus meh tees…. THANKS 6 DOLLAR TEES!!! *Holds up a pack of Mentos*”
I once paid a hooker with 6 Dollar Tees… Then, when I was finished, I stabbed her so I could get my tees backs… Don’t worry, she wasn’t wearing any of them when I stabbed her.
If I were a shirt designer, I would pass on the $600 prize and take a $600 dollar credit instead… I would kill for you guys too.
Keep up the good work, Brian “you damn right” Cone. We appreciate you.
Sounds Of The Rainforest
The 6dollarshirts printers simulating the sounds of the rainforest. All in a day’s work.
Comments Contest
Fact: Our Customers Say The Darndest Things
We not only want to share their cunning wit and “humorousity” with the world, but we also want to reward them for being awesome. So here’s the deal, all you have to do is express your opinion/love/hate/deepest, darkest secrets/novel/masterpiece/Haiku/creative genius/you name it in the comments on this blog.
You can comment on the post of your choice, or every post if you’d like. It doesn’t matter, we want to read them all – the juicier the better.
On Friday the 6dollarshirts staff will review all the comments on the blog from this week and choose the Darndest one. The winner will receive a $25 gift certificate to 6dollarshirts.com (and perhaps some Jell-O pudding pops).
In the mean time, here are some of the darndest things our customers have said in the past:
- “… and then realised I couldn’t afford it because I’ve spent all my money on less important things, like food and rent etc. So instead I placed a smaller order, though it was hard trying to decide which ones NOT to buy. Even I, as a godless limey atheist, know that a t-shirt featuring JC on a dinosaur transcends all other priorities.’
-Mark in Sheffield, Great Britian
- “I will never forget the time I intentionally overdrafted my bank account to buy 30 of your shirts. I’m back for about 10 more now.I love you guys.” -Rob in Quebec, Canada
- “While my mom prays to her Jesus Christ God dudes I pray that 6dollarshirts.com never ceases to exist. She’s such an idiot!” -Jaime in Tampa, FL
- “I bought one of your shirts and now my dog and cat won’t stop humping my legs. Do you guys sell pants too? All of mine have been ruined.” -Mark in Pasadena, California
- “It’s a pleasure to do business with a company that takes it’s humor seriously and takes its seriousness humorousitly. ly.” -Michael in Cambridge, MA
- “Of all the vices to blow my kids child support money on, your T-shirts are by far my favorite. Well except for maybe huffing model airplane fuel. Thanks for the laughs.” -Carl in Truth or Consequences, NM
Good luck!
Ode to Juggy
A little Juggy Montage just in time for the Fourth of July:
Rescue Bird Society
Yesterday, while the 6dollarshirts staff was hard at work creating super-awesome t-shirts, a little baby bird was in grave danger.
This little guy was found right outside the office on the ground, so after throwing on some fabulous pink gloves, Mission: Rescue Bird was commenced.
The nest was located in a nearby tree, where the little tyke was returned to its home.
The rescue team even watched as the Mama Bird reunited with her little one. Yay for happy endings!
