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What Others Are Saying
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zmahoney wrote
i am obsessed with this!
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Holls wrote
I'll wear it with my nautical themed pashmina afghan.
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kclayyallday wrote
with this, i'll be the kind of the world, on a boat like leo.
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Clark wrote
Never thought I'd be on a Boat!
There should me a murmaid on the back!
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Jennifer Possanza (possanzj@student.gvsu.edu) wrote
with this shirt,
we're ridin' on a dolphin doin' flips 'n shit. the dolphin's splashing, gettin' errrrybody wet!
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rebel wrote
I loooove the song! and the shirt! got my swim trunks, and my flippy floppies, i'm flipping burgers, while you flippin copies! i'm on a boat motha fucka don't u ever forget!
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D.O. wrote
F*CK LAND, I'M ON A BOAT, MUTHAPHUKKA!!
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crissie wrote
haha, H A R D C O R E.
i love this song!
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boater wrote
fuck trees...i climb buoys motha fucka
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Seeker wrote
It's Blue! Like the big watery road!
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T-Pain wrote
Poseidon, look at me!
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jess wrote
aww, i wanna a shirt! 'i'm flippin burgers, you at kinkos straight up flippin copies'
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Zora336 wrote
I can wear this with my flippy floppies :P
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Ashton wrote
EPIC! I absolutely love it! Great work there.
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cpt. flippy flappy wrote
i bet leo doesnt have one of these
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t-pain wrote
i'm on a dolphin, doin flips and shit! this dolphins splashin', gettin everybody all, but this ain't sea world! this as real as it gets, i'm on a boat motherfucker! don't you ever forget!!
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Stevo wrote
Believe me when I sayeeayy... I fucked a mermaid!!!!!
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kdaawg wrote
haha me and my friend are getting this shirtt =D
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KC wrote
fuck land I'm on a boat motherfucka!
fuck trees I climb buoys motherfucka!
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Renee-ne-ne wrote
I want to get this shirt for when I'm drinking Santana champ and busting five knots, but I know my rack would not fit any Girls tees, even the XL. Maybe I'll try a small Guys size instead... Gotta have this before summer is out so I can wear it with some flippy floppies.
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You are all retarded wrote
Congrats Retards! I see you all went ahead and googled the lyrics to this song and created your own version. I'm glad you all felt the need to comment with lyrics. I feel even more retarded now that I have read what you have posted.
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hm wrote
that guy is pissed cause he's not on a boat...
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iBoat wrote
I'ma wear this on my boat ! =)
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Katy-cakes wrote
If i wore this shirt everyone would stop infront
of me and stand dancing and singing at my chest.
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To "retarded" wrote
I guess it never occurred to you that people don't need Google and might actually have long-term memories capable of focusing on and remembering the lyrics while listening to the song. (Geez, looks like someone forgot to take their Concerta again...)
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THE LONLEY ISLAND wrote
Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)
I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping at my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat
Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies
I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh
Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!
Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
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hey wrote
that guy up there needs to suck a dick and get on a boat. and take that stick out of his ass.
anyway, i plan to buy this shirt and wear it with swim trunks, flippy floppys and a nautical themed pashmina afghan. cool.
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andysamberglover wrote
omg love the shirt and song =]]
take a picture trick im on a boat bitch
haha
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Imonamfoboat wrote
luv the song and shirt cuz..IM ON BOAT
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jeremy windrim (lotucus_of_borg@hotmail.com) wrote
wow what an over quoted song... theres proof right there ^^
anybody who says the things lonely island made up automatically thinks their funny... hmm, whoever buys this shirt is a douche bag
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Christine wrote
Hahah man my friend and I wanna get this shirt! If you don't like the shirt, song, or artist, then don't comment on it. >__> "Douche bag" ;)
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iBoattt wrote
I just got this shirt, and it's coming in the mail. Can't wait to wear it on my Rinker (it's a kind of boat). And yes I do actually have a boat...
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Desertman123 wrote
I FUCKED A MERMAID
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the real T-Pain wrote
i got my swim trunks and my flippie floppies...
I'm on a boat and its goin fast and I got a nautical themed pashmina afgahn...
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Tee wrote
I'm buying this for my boyfriend. He's in the Navy and deploying soon. Hahaha.
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:( wrote
Pants. Jizz in them.
Just try'na be different. Srsly guize, everyone who buys this shirt knows the song, we get it. You are not bonding here. There are in fact other word combinations possible in the english language not involving the terms \"boat\", \"pashmina\", \"afghan\", \"flippie floppies\", \"burgers\", and \"OMG I LOVE *****\".
Just sayin'.
Also renee-ne-ne-na-na-na-nanner-booboo has a concave chest. Women that would burst out of an XL size women's tee generally have had to get some experience in finding clothes that fit and wouldn't be \"trying\" the \"guys\' small\". Also they're used to not having to point out they have large breasts for no apparent reason as people tend to notice without prompting.
And to pre-answer any questions you may have, no, I am not bitter about my failure to currently be located on a buoyant construction, nor do I have any objects lodged in my rectum causing me to act with such resentment.
I'm typing this from a boat.
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I wrote
fuck your boat, your flip flops, you paties and all that shit....im on a raft
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A wrote
Nice boat
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Jeremy Gofman (jeremygteam@gmail.com) wrote
Beleive me when i saaay..... I F*#ked a mermaid!
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someguy wrote
I never thought I'd be on a boat
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Rosie wrote
I actually thought I\'d be on a boat quite a lot..
I was wrong.
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andysamberglover wrote
omg still love this song and now is owning the shirt =] and to all the haters ^^^ get a life other than reading ppls comment they can quote the song all they want!!!
"take a picture trick im on a boat bitch" -the lonely island
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michelle wrote
what color looks the best??
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Alexandra Magnusson (alexandraroos@live.com) wrote
What color should I order this in? And ppl who already have it, is it good print and does it look good when u wear it?
"I never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road
poseidon
look at me
I never thought I'd se the day
When a big boat's coming my way
believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid!
~I'm on a boat~"
8D
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