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What Others Are Saying
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Bookdad wrote
We want....a SHRUBBERY! not too expensive...
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Alexei wrote
Love it. I'm buying as soon as I get some cash.
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Eduardo Palma wrote
The caption is wrong.
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Jade (: wrote
'Tis nothing but a flesh wound!
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H. wrote
What Alexi said.
And, Eduardo, No... It's not.
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Brent wrote
You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're bangin em together
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Poopsalot wrote
LOVE IT. I AM BUYING 10.
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mkemp wrote
What you gonna go, bleed on me?
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Christian Perry (ztcperry@gmail.com) wrote
Best. Impulse buy. Ever. Thanks, well-targeted Facebook advertisements!
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A!armist wrote
Now stand aside, worthy adversary!
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mike's wrote
...well, i s'pose i could stand a LITTLE bit of the peril.
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nico wrote
No, it's too perilous.
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rob wrote
she turned me into a newt!!! i got better.
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mom wrote
Message for you sir!
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Oh wrote
Is it from monty python?
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Caden wrote
I bet you're gay.
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Jennifer wrote
This is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but the caption is not wrong. When Arthur first chops off the Black Knight's left arm (as in the illustration on the shirt) the Black Knight does say "'Tis but a scratch." I believe this line is being confused with the more well-known "It's just a flesh wound" line the BK says after he loses his other arm and starts kicking Arthur.
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Bruce wrote
I'm not dead yet!
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Jon wrote
Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons! Love that movie, seen it over a dozen times
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Donna wrote
Whut?? The curtains?
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matt wrote
and then he says what are ya gonna do,bleed on me? I'M INVINCIBLE
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Ken wrote
I would have rather had the shirt show the knight with no arms and no legs with the quote "I'm invincible!" Funny shit.
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Bonnie wrote
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries
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Ron wrote
OK, we'll call it a draw.
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Belit wrote
Classic absurd dialogue, love it!
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Slappy wrote
A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
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A!armist wrote
Listen, in order to maintain airspeed velocity a sparrow has to beat his wings 43 times a second, right?
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Sunny Pickel wrote
How do you Know he's a king? Cause he ain't got shit all over im
I fart in general direction.
She's a witch. Burn her, burn her.
Well, we did do the nose.
Greatest movie ever made, know every line.
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Morgo wrote
He could grab it by the husk...
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Eric wrote
You must chop down the mightiest tree in the forest wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith a HERRING!!!
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Gary wrote
Where is the Majestic Moose?
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John wrote
If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
And therefore...
...A witch!
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Richard wrote
Ouch! ..how many more scratches must I endure before I hold the Holy Grail in my hand (or mouth ;) !
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Dan Richards wrote
Bad, wicked, naughty Zoot!
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Force10 wrote
Your a Lunie
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Old Begonia wrote
...shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out!
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flying circus wrote
Run away! Run Away!
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apshaitwister wrote
Super amazing. DEFINITELY one of the best ads Facebook has presented to me. Thank you for showing me a truly fantastic shirt, Facebook.
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D.P. Gumby wrote
I've had worse.
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me wrote
have you got any help help I'm being repressed ...or now we see violence the inherent in the system....
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Mia wrote
"Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate of the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!"
"What is your name? What is your quest? What is your favorite color?"
"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker & argue over who killed who."
"There are some who call me...Tim?"
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stoprockmovie wrote
"Tis but a scratch..."
"A scratch?! Your arm's off!"
"No it isn't."
"Well, what's that?"
"I've had worse..."
"You liar!"
"C'mon you pansy!"
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duney87 wrote
"Bring out you're dead..
Bring out you're dead...do you have room for one more?
No,
I am not dead
Shut up yes you are
No I feel fine..
I feel happy,
What? He says he's not dead.
Hang around won't be long, he's very ill
Can you make room,
No, the Robinson's lost 9 this week already.
When is your next round
Thursday..
Can't you help me out
I feel happy...
Clunk..
Thanks
Right then
See you Thursday..
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Heath wrote
A Møøse once bit my sister...
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Randy wrote
My favorite color? Red...no, blue...AWWWWWWWW!!!!
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J.J. wrote
Behind the rabbit?
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Tim wrote
can I visit the castle Anthrax
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Paco wrote
"It's nothing but a flesh wound" and only a Knight from Nee would get it wrong.
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stellybug wrote
I wave my private parts at your aunties , you tiny minded wiper of other peoples bottoms!!
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Kevin wrote
I'm invincible!!!!!
you're a looney
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Tracey Phillippi wrote
Come back and fight like a man!
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Coronal wrote
Wot's 'e do, nibble yer bum?
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Regor Atalante wrote
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
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A!armist wrote
It's not a question of where it GRIPS it.
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Cody wrote
It's simple question of weight ratios!
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Lily wrote
What's that your carrying?
Coconuts.
Where'd you get 'em?
We found them.
In Britain??
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
No, of course not. They could be carried.
If he gripped in by the husk...
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut!
It could be carried by an African swallow!
Well, yeah, an African swallow, but not a European swallow, that's my point.
Oh, well of course not.
...But African swallows are non-migratory.
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Nightcrawler666 wrote
And then the spankings....followed by the oral sex.
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Minti wrote
We are no longer the knights who say ni. We are now the knights who say icki-icki-icki-icki-p'tang-zhupoingk. Ni.
wow, this page is getting alot of fan spam. im happy to add to it~
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Dew-Man wrote
NI!
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voicetricks wrote
...not like that...not like that!!!
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Calibound wrote
You must bring...a shrubery
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The old man from scene 24 ( : { > wrote
When danger reared its ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled, Yes Brave Sir Robin turned about and gallantly he chickened out; Bravely taking to his feet he beat a very brave retreat, yes bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!
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Tim the Enchanter wrote
Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
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Troy Leftridge (troy.guitar@hotmail.com) wrote
Thank you soo much, i got mine in the mail, and i will tell you that i have been looking EVERYWHERE for this. and great quality too
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Cody wrote
BUT THE AFRICAN SWALLOW IS NON MIGROT-ITORY
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kat wrote
... i mean if i went around sayin i was an emperer just cause some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at me theyd put me away
shut up! shut up!
oo now we see the violence inherent in the system.
shutUP!!!
COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!! HELP HELP IM BEIN REPRESSED!
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John wrote
"What else floats?"
"Very small rocks!"
"My name's Dennis!"
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Joe wrote
...Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
Right. One, two, five!
Three, sir!
Three!
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Ace wrote
"Come back here, I'll bite your legs off!"
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Mrs L wrote
What else floats in water?
Bread.
Apples.
Very small rocks.
Cider.
Gravy.
Cherries.
Mud.
Churches.
Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: "A Duck!"
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
"...A witch! "
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Bob wrote
Kni
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elmomcdoogle wrote
Now go away before I taunt you another time(a)
I fart in your general direction
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Courtney wrote
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of ELDERBERRIES! Now go, go before i am forced to taunt you a second time.
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Knight wrote
Ni!
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?? wrote
There are some who call me.... Tim
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redhen wrote
And I say to you:"Spam, spam spam and Spam"
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Bill wrote
he's not to leave the room, even if you come and get him.
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Jim wrote
"NEE!"
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dearie wrote
what is your name?
what is your quest?
what is the air-speed velosity of a coconut-laden swallow?
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mj215 wrote
this has been just like watching my all time favorite movie!! thanks guys!
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Joe Strabachinkoscow wrote
Shut your noise....And no singing!!!
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Throatwobblermangrove wrote
You dont like her ? what's wrong with her? she's pretty, she's rich, she's got huuuuuuge ........ tracts of land.
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Lenwood wrote
I fart in your general direction.
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mommidy wrote
You can\'t cut a tree with a herring!
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upperclass twit wrote
"camelot"
"camelot"
"camelot"
"it's just a model"
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Dinsdale wrote
So..if she weighs the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
(and therefore????)
A WITCH!!!
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Spam A Lot wrote
You know, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It tis a silly place...
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Croozer wrote
I know, I know...lets all have spankings and then...oral sex! Oh come on then!
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cougar wrote
come back you pansy
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jay Thomas wrote
we are no longer the knights who say "ni"
we are the knghts who say "icky, icky, patang, zoop, boing"
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Kattteee wrote
OMG its from Romeo and Juliette iddiottsss.
When mercutio gets killed - tis a scratch! then boom. dead.
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Brave Sir Robin wrote
I soiled me armor!
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Bill wrote
Then again, African swallows are non-migratory.
Ah, so they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.
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Prince Herbert wrote
"But, Mother..."
"FATHER! I'm Father!"
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Annie wrote
We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.
We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot.
In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable
It's a busy life in Camelot
I have to push the pram a lot.
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Der Zeitgeist wrote
Best...targeted.....facebook.....ad......EVER
"Merely a flesh wound, I've had worse" "NO YOU HAVEN'T!"
"I told them we've already got one.."
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