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sonofnadd wrote Einstein, da vinci, darwin(99% sure), isaac newton (originally thought maybe Descartes), B.Franklin, Tesla, Aristotle (Socrates was a brazillian footballer) & Hawking. Awesome! How can anyone ever have any questions when you have the interweb?
adrian hernandez wrote boombox? wow GTFO
Devin wrote Okay the one you say is Newton I think is Voltaire.
Dragonflye wrote Sold.
Also... boombox? Derpitty-derp.
Sajun wrote Really? The boombox? It's stephen hawking. >.>
kd wrote I believe, going from left to right and starting at the top, it's Einstein, DaVinci, Darwin, Newton, Franklin, Tesla, Aristotle, Hawking. Though I'm not entirely sure about Aristotle.
Spiffy wrote I love this, but could someone name some of them for me? I recognize da Vinci, Einstein, Galileo, Hawking, Socrates and Tesla.
David1\011 wrote This shirt is by far one of the coolest they have brought to the site. I want it. (should come in more colors though)
BronxAryan wrote who's the guy holding the boombox in the bottom right corner
Gene Kleppinger wrote Very clever idea but as it stands it's quite sexist. The TV show had lovely ladies and fellows, but all of these brainys are male. It would be more fun with Marie Curie and Barbara McClintock (etc.). I like it that Stephen Hawking is included.
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