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What Others Are Saying
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Tommy Boy wrote
Malted Hops and Bong Resin...Yeah!!!!
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Steve wrote
Housekeeping!
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lalala luuuke wrote
You're the one with the thick candy shell
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DEER! wrote
Fat man in a little coat
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mike wrote
DEER! your a dumbass, its "fat guy in a little coat"
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casey wrote
Hows the weather up there in washington?
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rusty wrote
a lota people go to school for 10 years! Yeah their called DOCTORS!
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trevor wrote
its a clip on
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Mark wrote
I make car parts for the American working man, because that's what I am and that's who I care about.
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Bong Boy wrote
Luuuuke, I am your father
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Brice wrote
Did I hear a niner in there
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Johnathan wrote
So youre driving along, driving along, and you see a truck tire in the middle of the road, you slam on your breaks, woah, that was close.
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ryan wrote
were you calling from a walkie talkie?
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Amy wrote
I can take a crap in a box and mark it with a guarantee, and still all you got's a guaranteed piece of *&^%!
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JSchuurms wrote
you can get a pretty good view of a t-bone by putting your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather just take the butcher's word for it?
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JoeyJoeJoeJr. Shabidu wrote
bees, bees everywhere! Save yourselves, your firearms are useless against them!
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Skeeter wrote
WUD YOU DO??
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Steve964 wrote
Don't! Not now, not ever! Did you say something? Oh, that HAS to be you!
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ChickenWings wrote
By finesse do you mean sputtering out sentence fragments & lighting things on fire?
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Bluntpaper wrote
Ketchup Packet
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Grant B. wrote
Tommy likey wingy
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staniman wrote
Richard my face hurts......not here.... or here...but right here....
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Tommy Boy Fan wrote
Tommy: "Does this suit make me look fat?"
Richard: "No, no, no; your face does."
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Presto wrote
Brothers don't shake hands...Brothers gotta hug!
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PsyberXtreme wrote
I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep and I pray to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you!!!!
THAT WAS.....AWESOME!!!!!
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Sean wrote
shutup richard
Tommy hungry, Tommy want wingy!
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Cory wrote
So i pet it, istroke it, i massage it....my pretty little pet you're naughty and then....$@%$#@....OH I KILLED MY SALE.....
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Matt wrote
well, oil works better if you remember to TAKE THE CAN OUT
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BStar wrote
Hey Gilligan....Did you eat the Skipper?
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Sheepnoir wrote
These shoes cost more than your life
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Sandusky wrote
Don't do the weight room bit
You know where the weight room is?
I'll check it out
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She's like a 10 wrote
Hey Richard, who's your favorite little rascal? Is it Alfalfa? Or is is Spanky?
Hehehehehehehe
Sinner!
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theBIGone wrote
TOMMY BOY RULES!!
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Helen wrote
Build model airplanes the little fair says. Well I'm not buying it.
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Clayton wrote
Here comes the meat wagon. Wee-U-Wee-U-Wee-U The coroner gets out and says "OH MY GOD." The new guy's in the corner puking his guts out. And WHY, because you wanted to save a couple...
Get Out!!
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Ivan wrote
No son, that's for me.
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travis wrote
how do u know the fairy isnt a crazy glu sniffer? ... build a model airplane! says the little fairy, well we're not buyin it. thats all takes, next thing u know there is money missin off ur dresser and ur daughter's knock up, ive seen it a hundred times
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BIG TOM wrote
That thing in my car isn't exactly an air freshener. It's a dead, rotting deer carcass.
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Helen wrote
Anything...you want to keep cool son.
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Nick wrote
I'm like Jojo the Indian circus boy, with a pretty new pet!
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RT wrote
"Bee's run save yourself, your powers are worthless, I'm starting to swell"
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Jimmy wrote
Shut up Richard..
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bob wrote
Housekeeping, you want me fluff pillow?
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Paul wrote
Son of a .... Thats going to leave a mark.
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Chris wrote
Ive...gotta... plan...
Its Herbie Handcock....duhhh
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Jack Mehoff wrote
He could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves
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Ashton wrote
Rusty...its 7 years...you guys are not true fans
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JoJo The Idiot Circus Boy wrote
FARLEY!! oh my god, Tommy Boy is the best movie ever!
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ultinice wrote
Richard, were you watching spanktravision?
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Bob wrote
I've seen a lot of things in my life ...but That Was Awesome..er sorry about your car Dude.
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Shayne MacKenzie (general@lastadammedia.com) wrote
Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?
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John wrote
Reporter: Is that why you have a bomb strapped to your chest?
Tommy: Oh this isn't a bomb these are road flares. Hehe
Ray Zalinsky: Road flares? Did you live under power lines as a kid or something?
Tommy: Hehe, why?
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Peter G wrote
Richard who's your favorite little rascal? was it alfafa or was it spankey?!
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Bobby kid wrote
We still have a meat lovers pizza in the trunk.
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Ian c wrote
Hey what happened to the tire plant?
They shut it down last month, and would you mind not eating in the car? Its kind of a rule.
Still got your gtx car huh?
Yup, and i dropped in a 440 with a 6 pack, you hang onto a car this cherry, kind of like your briefcase.
haha like your briefcase...
AWWWWW thats great, melted chocolate inside the dash, that really ought up the resale value.
Its ok, see they have a thin candy shell, suprised you didnt know that...
i think your brain has a thick candy shell...
what?
are you talking?
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Greg wrote
Stop playing with your dinghy!!!!
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Big-B wrote
HOLY SHNIKEY'S
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Derrick wrote
John Handcock, Its Herbie Handcock !!!
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dd wrote
you better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesnt pick up!
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Matt wrote
Richard what are you doing?
Nothing nothing. Just going through some files in my briefcase.
How can you be going through your briefcase, when they are over here? Gee, that's a mystery! Hey that's a pretty girl down there.
Really? I hadn't noticed.
Yea, I bet she goes out with one of the Yankees!
What was that guy on tv that was so funny?
Uh, I don't know.
Oh what was his name? Oh that's right Buddy Wackit!
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LUKE wrote
John Hancock.....psh its Herbie Hancock
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Yurp wrote
You can gt a good look a t-bone steak by sticking your head up a butcher's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the bull's word for it? ...oh wait, its gotta be your bull
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matt wrote
you didn't pump any gas...they are all out, only got diesel.
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Husker wrote
Helen, you look like a Helen...
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B.A. wrote
Does this jacket make me look fat? No! No! No! Your face does!
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Aric H wrote
I can here you getting fatter.
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Tara wrote
I love each and everyone one of you.
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scott Kraus wrote
what are we servin tonight chicken.... or.... chicken.
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Brad Oskowski (turboicex@gmail.com) wrote
Hey Richard, who was your favorite Little Rascal, was it Al Falfa, or was it Spanky?
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Mike Donnelly wrote
Richard- Where you calling from a walkie talkie?
Tommy- No it was a cordless.
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Kevin wrote
this doesnt strike you as kinda stupid? We are gonna be doing alot of dumb stuff together
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hey if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it i will wrote
richard-ok review-
when we go in there we dont take no...
tommy- we dont take no shit from anyone
richard-no
tommy- uh, we dont take no prisoners
richard-we dont take no for an answer!
tommy-oh yeah thats right right we dont take no for an answer....we dont take NO for an answer.
businessman-ummmmmm no.
tommy-okey dokey
etc.
ahahhah gotta love it!
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Matt wrote
Brilliant.
I really hope one of these shows up in my 20 random shirts package.
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Bloody Vaginal Warts wrote
R.T. I lost my virginity to your daughter for crying out loud..........Rob, you were there
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chris liles (liles3_chris@hotmail.com) wrote
FAT GUY IN A LITTLE COAT!
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luvit wrote
Ha! i love how all of these comments are just quotes from the movie. :)
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Allan wrote
Yea right it musta been another fat guy with a tiny head
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Jackie wrote
(door falls off)...Whatd you do!?(me:lmfao!)
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why... wrote
Why do people insist on butchering quotes from this legendary movie? Look it up on IMDB if you aren't sure ffs.
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tool bag charlie wrote
is that for me?? no son, thats for me
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RIP Farley wrote
Speaking of no one's looking...
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Tony wrote
If I wanted a kiss I'd call your mother
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tommy wrote
Forget it, I quit, I can't do this anymore, man. My head's about to explode. My whole life sucks! I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know where I'm going. My dad just died, we just killed Bambi, I'm out here getting my ass kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel into a Goddamn bridge abutment!
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mat wrote
helen.... you look like a helen
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