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The 99% wrote Anyone who though A fountain of disappointment erupt's comment about "lord baby jesus" was actually serious is an idiot.
I have never seen so much sarcasm in my life.
JoyinX wrote To A Fountain of Disappointment Erupts:
I think your pain is EXACTLY what this t-shirt is about. Isn't this t-shirt about the over-commercialism of Christmas? Isn't it about how we get too focused on presents, and buying, money/business/commercialism, when I SHOULD be about the birth of Jesus?
JoyinX
P.S. The "X" is Greek "Chi" which is used in church symbolism for "Christ."
My log in should be read "Joy in Christ."
lulz wrote I wonder if anyone else caught the Talladega Nights reference in A Fountain of Disappointment Erupts's comment.
Stacy wrote Greatest shirt I have seen in awhile. Love it
Jesus Christ wrote @Brandy you're a moron, "A Fountain of Disappointment Erupts" was being satirical.
srsly? wrote you guys can't figure out that Fount. of Disappoint's comment was satire?
Genuis, I say.
Sam wrote People SERIOUSLY need to lighten up. If you're such a great Christian, then witness to people instead of bitching about funny shirts. Speaking of funny shirts, I'm adding this to my cart!
yadda yadda wrote omg this is amazing... it's Jesus in drag!
Zombies! oh noes wrote @A Fountain of Disappointment Erupts can't tell if your being sarcastic, if so hooray, if not your just a dick
Fountain of Bullshhh wrote no body cares..u waste ur time writing ur review fountain boy..la la la
Jew-ish wrote Jesus, please bring back the dinosaurs! Also I wanna live to be 600 years old like that Noah guy who built the big boat. Personally, I think he should have killed those two mosquitos.
satanbuttlover wrote I love lamp, and christians are stupid (christians left un-capitalized on purpose to drive home a point retards)
Brandy wrote @A Fountain of Disappointment Erupts
Yay, I'm so proud another Christian spoke up! I'm 20 and female and I know better than to make fun of Jesus, who gave so much for us. I'm very glad that you said something, whoot!
Nahoje wrote @A Fountain of Disappointment Erupts
SUCK IT UP YOU FUCKHEAD. Next time, Jesus better know the safeword when the paparazzi comes around.
A Fountain of Admiration wrote @ A Fountain of Disappointment; your comment was funnier than the t-shirt. You should totally submit your comment as a T-shirt idea.
As for the shirt, i love it.
A Fountain of Disappointment Erupts. wrote I am not pleased with this shirt at all. I have ten complaints (like ten commandments)
1. What is behind our Lord Baby Jesus's head? Is that a sun because it is irrelevant.
2. Obviously the legs. Lord Baby Jesus would never have such toned calves as he was a missionary- not a weightlifter or soccer player.
3. Lord Baby Jesus would never wear heels.
4. Lord Baby Jesus.. not just "Jesus"
5. Black Friday did not exist in Lord Baby Jesus's era.
6. The head of Lord Baby Jesus on the shirt is too large for his body. It is disproportionate.
7. Why would Lord Baby Jesus buy presents? He has already given enough by giving his life in the sacrifice for Christianity.
8. It is unrealistic that someone could hold so many boxes without them falling. Lord Baby Jesus was special, but he cannot defy the rules of gravity. Come on.
9. Need I mention the stereotypical facial hair on Lord Baby Jesus's face, which might I add, is completely different from his actual hair growth.
10. You all saw this coming. Lord Baby Jesus would NEVER, I repeat, NEVER use a cell phone. Ludicrous. Lord Baby Jesus is our savior and should not be disrespected by this shirt.
Some of you will not understand the pain this shirt brings me as a devoted Christian. I am a true follower of Lord Baby Jesus and am disgusted by the crudeness and inaccuracy of this shirt. I realize it is meant to be humorous, but frankly, it makes me cry. In fact, when I saw this shirt, I began to sob uncontrollably. After blowing my nose many times and taking some deep breaths (Thank you Lord Baby Jesus), I was able to type this heartfelt message. To you non-believers- SHAME ON YOU. Lord Baby Jesus DIED in the hopes of helping future mankind.. you are blatantly smiting him and rejecting his sacrifice. Your IGNORANCE is exactly what Lord Baby Jesus was trying to avoid...
Rock On Brah
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