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Jesus Lizard T-Shirt
Jesus Lizard
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~ Professionally printed silkscreen
~ High-quality, 100% cotton tee.
~ Available in multiple colors
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~ Designed and printed in the USA

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RandomWikipidean wrote
It's 100% historically accurate.



Uetz wrote
I hope Christ remembers the safeword next time he gets crucified.



Jacqui wrote
The next time will be your turn in hell. Enjoy the burn, Uetz!



kevin wrote
Uetz, this is me giving you a high five over the internet. You're a winner



Derek wrote
SXE PHIL FTW!!!



Grim wrote
@General Maximillian Attitude:

Can I get your quote added to one of these shirts?



ACC wrote
The Velocirapture in nie!



Three wrote
That is not a velociraptor...



really? wrote
So its a shirt of Jesus Christ riding a dinosaur, and you wana call someone out for saying it a velociraptor?



rudvanmsai wrote
This is BABYLONE
ANTE CHRIST tee shirt
sins keep out in the name of JESUS



jarvi wrote
EPIC. WIN.



Clownsnack wrote
High-HO DiNO -and AWAY!



Kevtron wrote
AWESOME SHIRT!!! JUST GOT IT TODAY...IT IS AWESOME QUALITY AND LOOKS AWESOME...HOLLA!!!



Brand-X wrote
Jesus died for my sins, and one of my sins shall be to wear this shirt...



Jeko wrote
Uetz, hope your quote becomes a tshirt. U won.



dinoriders wrote
so thats where my ride went!



neal the irish man wrote
well all know jesus got around the promise land in style, so this tshirt gives us the chance to be stylish, i wore is to mass yesterday and the priest even laughed. GO JESUS



grishell wrote
Uetz ur da best!!



David wrote
I almost bought this shirt and I am glad I did not. Not because I don't it's a funny shirt, but because I work someplace that rents space from a church. I had my order shipped to my work, and they opened it because they "didn't recognize the name."



Aaron wrote
Which one traveled in time?!?!



Erin wrote
i love this! im buying it, even though my father might not approve. but my mom could care less she thought it was funny!



pff wrote
lol, nobody's getting the post-scratch acid jesus lizard reference? damn.



shahin Srowar (ssrowar@gmail.com) wrote
I love this design



suaave wrote
Great shirt, I bought it and all of my friend enjoyed it, and people at my church as well.



Anonymous wrote
All hail Raptor Jesus!



intresting idea wrote
Before the snake convinced Eve to eat the apple, it walked on four legs. The snake is a reptile and a representation of sin being introduced to our world, a reptile with four legs sounds like a raptor to me. So maybe this shirt is Jesus riding, or overpowering Satin. Either way it's a great shirt, I'm buying it forsure!



jesus lover wrote
i thought jesus was more of a leather guy...



To Funny wrote
I wonder what he feeds him?



homo erectus wrote
Jesus was definitely a "bear" and wouldn't be caught dead (or undead) wearing satin!



A Fan wrote
I'm trying to convince my youth minister to buy several of this shirt and get our youth group name ironed on it. This shirt is epic!



e. hizzle wrote
got mine in blue. coolest shirt i have ever owned.



Johanna wrote
to "interesting idea", its making fun of the bible saying dinos never existed.



Jesus wrote
jesus lizard - best band ever :D



Nate wrote
lol @ satin + leather



Jake wrote
This...this is the awesomest thing ever. Jesus Christ riding a dinosaur...JESUS CHRIST IS RIDING A DINOSAUR!!!!!



dds wrote
I think it's funny to see all the Christians trying to "witness" on here. LMAO. They always show their true color using curse words and telling people they will burn in hell. What pharisees!



Jesus wrote
I can't believe people don't get how this is a joke on the Christians who think dinos and man existed together. Hahahaha. They actually bought it and wore it to church.. LOL.. this is good stuff... hey... I also got a fossil of a ham sandwich for sale... and a foot print of a small girl frolicking with a t-rex...hahahaha... OMG..... too funny...



dinsdale wrote
everyone knows dinosaurs were just jesus ponies. sarah palin will be the first to tell you



Smarter than most athiests wrote
Just for the record... the dinosaur appears to be a juvenile Allosaurus, a theropod from the jurassic period, and not a Velociraptor. If this were the case the Lord would have to be 2-feet tall to ride one. The raptors in Jurassic Park were deliberately super-sized for dramatic effect (not to mention they had feathers). God bless.... and the shirt is ridiculous and hardly funny.



Me wrote
Someone mail one to Sarah Palin



samuel taillon (samuel_r_taillon@hotmail.com) wrote
hahahahahaha riding dino Jesus!
I've buy it :B
can't w8 to wear it!



Smarter than Smarter than most athiests wrote
Hello, Captain Miss-The-Point.



Humpty Dumpty wrote
Smarter than most athiests wrote, you are incorrect. The raptors on Jurassic park were actually Dinonicus. Velociraptor has a more appealing and easier to remember name, that is why it was used in the movie.



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