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Jesus Lizard T-Shirt
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Walking on water is so passé. Jesus riding a raptor is where it's at.

• Professionally printed silkscreen
• High-quality, 100% cotton tee.
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• Designed and printed in the USA

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What Others Are Saying

Martyn wrote
Do you do any about the prophet Muhammad?



Jesus H. Christ wrote
Eat a bag of dicks, Roland.



bobobo wrote
Where is the lizard?



Dayan wrote
How long does it take for the t shirts to arrive ?



Brandi wrote
Got this awesomeness s few years ago and it's still one of my favorite, go-to shirts. I grew up in the bible belts of Texas, and even though I'm not sure if it has anything to do with the band that used to play with Butthole Surfers, or just irony, but it's rad either way.



Is this offensive? wrote
I honestly don't care, but I want to know if I can wear this to my high school without getting in trouble. They're pretty sensitive about what they will/won't allow. Saying that it isn't offensive won't make me not buy it btw.






slutty-messiah wrote
look is Mohammad, coasting in on a dino!

beautiful Jesus: for the top rope
sexy Muslim: applying the camel toe clutch
beautiful Jesus: with big banik
beautiful Jesus: Again with big banik
sexy Muslim: taking a iron sheik in mid section

ooooh, you know that's got to hurt!!



tony twotoes wrote
if jesus was a jockey, id bet on him, cause that raptor would eat all the other horses.



John wrote
You need to add this to the shirt

Galatians 6:7

Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.



erching wrote
He should be fireing a machinegun in his other hand



Josh Read wrote
I'm from Scotland, and I want Jesus riding on the Loch Ness Monster--long live William Wallace!



Elizabeth vasquez wrote
es solo una camiseta con jesus dominando a un dinosaurio



TalkingDust wrote
Jesus is the Beastmaster!

He tames them, right? The original Dr. Doolittle!

The Dinosaur Whisperer!



Mitch wrote
I like the illuminati symbol at the top of the page, this is just satanic propaganda



Ryan wrote
This shirt should've been titled "the velocirapture"



Eric Krause wrote
I like Jesus/Lizard stuff!

I was a Jesus/Lizard last Halloween



Icebiker3 wrote
I would totally buy this T if Jesus was wearing a bandoleer and carried a AK or a M4.



Average Joe wrote
I think he approves of all of this. Just my silly little opinion though. ;)



popeye wrote
when the lizard died jesus made a great pair of cowboy boots



Elizabeth wrote
This Jesus dinosaur rider needs a gun a holster! It is not complete! get er done and I'll buy one!



marge wrote
How about McConnell and the rest of the republicans who would fade into wilderness just like the dinosaurs did. Would buy that



Mo Ham Head wrote
I would like to see Mohammed on dinosaur, my friend...make it happen!



Matt M wrote
Jesus wouldn't like that you charge women mor than men for their t-shirts. Talk about dinosaur!



Sir Gina wrote
those arabs killed my one friendly dinosaur by shooting a steaming hot pupusa right into into his lower sternum



kuvasz wrote
You'd think Jesus would not need a bridle.



burlowl wrote
jesus rides bareback. that be funny.



colton wrote
The fact that it did not say VELOCIRAPTURE on it is a grave disappointment



Douche the Bag wrote
Sign me up for muhammed on a Raptor



Bob wrote
We don't know if Jesus rode a velociraptor. But he probably did!



JesusWasAFalseProphet wrote
HurrDurr I'm a Christian and I got mad at a shirt HurrDurr.



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