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¿What Are The Tee Time Tranny Grannies Saying? My consumption is based on a complete understanding of the world around me. So, what is this crap?
“I consider that a compliment. The asshole is very under-appreciated. It sees so much darkness, and yet, it maintains its strength and courage, never wavering for a second.”
- Granny Nadezhda
“Well he should see mine. It's bleached so white, it looks like an angel's ass if you ask me. I don't mind, the God I pray to keeps it light.”
- Granny Ruth
“I know. He has told me that many times. Once on top of a mountain that turned out to be a pile of clothes, once locked in a dungeon that was Ruth's change room, and once at a rave. All on peyote.”
- Granny Clementine
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