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Frequently Asked Questions

How are shirt widths measured?

The width on our size chart is measured from armpit to armpit across the front only, the length is measured from neck seam to bottom hem.

Do the shirts shrink?

While our shirts are pre-shrunk you can expect some shrinkage on solid colors as they are 100% cotton, particularly if you use any heat while washing or drying. Heather colors are a poly-cotton blend and so tend to not shrink much if at all.

How do the shirts fit?

Guys shirts are a regular or loose fit, while girls tees are more fitted or tapered with cap sleeves.

What brands are used?

We use different brands depending on our manufacturer, because of this you cannot specify a brand. For guys tees we mostly use Delta Pro-weight, and for girls we mostly use Tultex though. We do occasionally supplement guys or girls tees with Gildan.

How long will shipping take?

Standard Shipping transit time is generally between 2-7 business days.
USPS Priority Mail transit time is generally 1-3 business days.
Orders shipped via 2nd day Air are sent out the same day if the order is received by 1 pm EST, and 2nd Day applies to weekdays only.
For a map of UPS Ground delivery times, please see our Ordering Info page.

Size Charts

SizeWidth Length
SMALL 18 28
MEDIUM 20 29
LARGE 22 30
X-LARGE 24 31
2X-LARGE 26 32
3X-LARGE 28 33
  • Sizes may vary by up to one inch.
  • Short set-in sleeves, for relaxed fit. • Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50/50 poly-cotton blend (Grey Heather is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend).
T-Shirt Size Chart
Size Width Length
SMALL 16.5 25.5
MEDIUM 17.5 26
LARGE 18.5 27
X-LARGE 19.5 28
2X-LARGE 20.5 28.5
  • Sizes may vary by up to 1.5 inch.
  • 100% ring-spun cotton.
  • Tapered silhouette.
  • Gray Granite is 90% cotton 10% poly-blend.
T-Shirt Size Chart
Size Width Length
SMALL 18 27
MEDIUM 20 28.5
LARGE 21.5 28.75
X-LARGE 23 29.5
2X-LARGE 25.5 30.5
  • Sizes may vary by up to one inch.
  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton.

Tank Top Size Chart
Size Width Length
SMALL 14.50 27
MEDIUM 15 27
LARGE 16 27.5
X-LARGE 17.5 28.5
  • Sizes may vary by up to one inch.
  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton.
  • Racerback style.

Tank Top Size Chart
Size Width Length
2 11 12
3 12 13
4 13 14
5/6 14.5 16
SMALL 17 19
MEDIUM 18 20.5
LARGE 19 21
  • Sizes may vary by up to one inch.
  • 100% jersey knit cotton.

T-Shirt Size Chart
Size Width Length
SMALL 20 23
MEDIUM 21 25.5
LARGE 23 26
X-LARGE 25 27
2X-LARGE 26 29
3X-LARGE 27.5 31
  • Sizes may vary by up to one inch.
  • 80% ring-spun cotton/ 20% polyester.
  • Jersey-lined hood.
Hoodie Size Chart
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