Your Mother Was A Hamster
- Professionally printed silkscreen
- Ships within 2 business days
- Designed and printed in the USA
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Frequently Asked Questions
How are shirt widths measured?
The width on our size chart is measured from armpit to armpit across the front only, the length is measured from neck seam to bottom hem.
Do the shirts shrink?
While our shirts are pre-shrunk you can expect some shrinkage on solid colors as they are 100% cotton, particularly if you use any heat while washing or drying. Heather colors are a poly-cotton blend and so tend to not shrink much if at all.
How do the shirts fit?
Guys shirts are a regular or loose fit, while girls tees are more fitted or tapered with cap sleeves.
What brands are used?
We use different brands depending on our manufacturer, because of this you cannot specify a brand. For guys tees we mostly use Delta Pro-weight, and for girls we mostly use Tultex though. We do occasionally supplement guys or girls tees with Gildan.
How long will shipping take?
Standard Shipping transit time is generally between 2-7 business days.
USPS Priority Mail transit time is generally 1-3 business days.
Orders shipped via 2nd day Air are sent out the same day if the order is received by 1 pm EST, and 2nd Day applies to weekdays only.
For a map of UPS Ground delivery times, please see our Ordering Info page.